dear American Airlines
thanks for the peanuts that I never got.
thanks for the peanuts that I never got.
Just made my cousin cry.
Last time I saw her she said,
“omg you’re so skinny!”
so when I saw her I said,
“omg you’re so fat!”
I mean really..it’s the same comment, right?
I was just returning the honesty.
110 miles of road left? No.
110 miles of The Cure.
